I went to Butternut Farm GC in Stow, Massachusetts yesterday.
CaptiousNut - Hi, 10:15 tee time. I'll pay for one, riding.
Woman - That'll be $55.
CaptiousNut - Wow, it's cheaper than I thought (having checked rates on the website).
Woman - Well, it's a holiday (4th of July).
(long silent pause)
Woman - F*ck!!!
(Obviously she was undercharging golfers all day - charging them a normal weekday rate.)
My buddies asked me what happened. I confessed that I think I just cost us all some cash. One of them then asked her to undercharge us - since we shouldn't be penalized for honesty and she consented.
After nine holes I went back into the shop for some food.
CaptiousNut - Did you tell your boss what happened?
Woman - I just charged my credit card $480 - sixty golfers at $8 apiece.
CaptioutNut - Nooooo. Why? Did your boss make you pay?
Woman - No, he didn't.
CaptiousNut - Well, why'd you pay then?
Woman - It was a big mistake.
CaptiousNut - But it was an honest mistake.
What a dummy! For a nanosecond, I actually felt bad that she had paid for part of my round. Forget that. She's retarded and it is one of the true justices of this world that Morons and their money soon part ways. She was dumb to undercharge and dumb to reimburse.
Imagine paying $400+ to work for a day! She might even need a second job just to pay for this one!
I am going to have to call up today and find out what days she normally works so I can plan future, discounted rounds.
The course is very nice, tree-lined and Hacker-unfriendly. It's much nicer than its overrated neighbor Stow Acres.
Of course I had to cross-post this one on my Moron blog.
