New Golf Terms

Below is an email forward that I found worth publishing. Take note of and try to incorporate some of these golf neologisms during your next round.

Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe shots -- shank, chili-dip, skull, duck-hook, worm-burner, etc. Lately, most of these have been a big part of my game. Here are some new ones to add to your
vocabulary:

• A *Paris Hilton* - a very expensive hole.


• A *James Joyce* - a putt that's an impossible read.


• A *Rock Hudson * - it looked straight, but wasn't.


• A *Saddam Hussein* - from one bunker into another.


• A *Yasser Arafat* - butt ugly and in the sand.


• A *JFK Jr.* - didn't make it over the water.


• An *Elephant's Ass* - it's high and it stinks.


• A *Rodney King* - over-clubbed.


• An *O.J. Simpson* - got away with it.


• A *Princess Grace* - should have used a driver.


• A *Princess Di* - shouldn't have used a driver.


• A *condom* - safe, but didn't feel very good.


• A *Brazilian* - Shaved the hole.


• A *Rush Limbaugh* - a bit too far to the right.


• A *Nancy Pelosi* - way too far to the left.


• A 'Barbra Streisand' - ugly but still working.


• A 'Teddy Kennedy' - goes in the water, but jumps out.


• A *Peewee Herman* - Too much wrist.